nine The Lunchroom of transformation
As you all know, we like to conduct experiments, strictly in the name of science of course, here at our Robolust institute. Today we are testing a new lunchroom design in order to find out whether subliminal messages in music, carefully chosen artwork, harmoniously matched colors and so on, can really help to make our employees feel better. Prior tests, although inconclusive as of now, have shown that females, in particular, seem to have experienced symptoms of sudden unexplainable arousal, over friendliness, reduced brain activity and the need to expose their bodies.
In order to elevate some of the above mentioned possible symptoms, we decided to choose two of our employees who really do not like each other and who seem to have no interest what so ever in the male person who conducts the experiment which btw would be me.
As expected both of our female testers are bitching at each other, thus showing how little they like each other and unfortunately both of them think that I am a bit (ok, a lot) too old for them. The idea that a lunchroom design and some blabla music in the background can change them seems hideous to both of them which makes them the perfect test.