Hypnolust – Kylie Kane (Robot Movie)

Hypnolust – Kylie Kane (Robot Movie)

You tricked me

Super model Kylie Kane walks into a TV station to plug her knew Lingerie calendar for a late-night interview.

Kylie Boy this place sure is quiet. I didn’t see anyone on my way in. I figured a big TV station would be bustling

FRANK No just you and me, after all this is the graveyard shift. Everything is pretty much automated, so there’s no need for a big staff.

Just have a seat right there Ms. Kane and we’ll begin.

FRANK I’m here with supermodel Kylie Yakimenko, aka Kylie Who took the Fashion world by storm since appearing on the cover of Style 1st Magazine last year. Let me just start by thanking you for being here tonight. Now Kylie what do you say to the rumors that your success is attributed to numerous cosmetic procedures intended to enhance your appearance. Some say you’re simply “too perfect.” and that such perfection drives Yakimenko women to seek plastic surgery in an attempt to measure up.

KYLIE: Some people are just jealous I guess. Frank, I don’t wake up looking like this, it takes a whole team of makeup artist and stylist to prepare me for a shoot. In addition I’ve had to put in a lot of hard work at the gym to get this body.

FRANK: That may be true, but how do you explain last week’s meltdown while you were hosting the AMA’s?

KYLIE Oh my God Frank. I was suffering from exhaustion. I had just arrived from a 16 hour flight right after a four day shoot.

FRANK Since that evening some have even speculated that you aren’t even human, but instead sometime of prototype for a new generation of ultra-realistic androids!!??. How do you respond to these allegations?.

KYLIE OMG…..That is just ridiculous. I mean do I look like a robot to you?

FRANK: NO but you have to admit your behavior was a bit out of the ordinary. I have the transcripts from the show. “Now for the cat…cat…category…of……..wow those lights are really hot……….no.…nobody told me the lights would be so hot…….so hot …….much too………hot……..error………..my processors are overheating ….so hot…hot….hot”

At that point your manager escorted you off the stage.

FRANK: What did you mean when you said that your processors were overheating?

KYLIE: Its just a figure of speech, I thought we were going to talk about my new Calendar?

FRANK So you weren’t malfunctioning because the heat from the spotlights was causing your circuits to overheat?

KYLIE: No you jerk. Only robots malfunction. Speaking of lights, why are there so many lights in here ? I mean hello, isn’t this a RADIO show?

FRANK: Oh sometimes we web cast the show for our viewers

KYLIE Well they’re very uncomfortable, Its getting really warm in here.

FRANK: I just have a few more question and then We’ll plug the Calendar.

What do you say to rumors that during a shoot for the latest Lingerie addition of Fashion Weekly, that you refused to enter the swimming pool at the request of the photographer and held up the shoot for hours until the photographer agreed to shoot you beside the pool instead of in it?.

KYLIE: It’s kind of embarrassing, but I suffer from aqua phobia. I almost drowned when I was a little girl and now I’m terrified of the water. Can we discuss the Calendar?, These lights are getting hot….really.. hot…hot….hot…

Kylie: Where was I?

FRANK: The Calendar?

Kylie: Yes the calendar, All the proceeds will be donated to the Caring House, which helps….helps……….help………help me……….I’m getting too hot…….really hot….hot ……..Can we may…maybe turn off a few of these lights its getting very hot in here………donated to the Caring House proceeds are donated…I am getting very hot!

FRANK: Oh we’re almost done, just a few more minutes.

Kylie: OK but, I am getting very warm. Hey, isn’t the red the light supposed to be on when We’re on the air?

FRANK: Ah yeah it just burnt out the other day, don’t worry thought we’re still broadcasting.

Kylie: Anyway, the proceeds….proceeds go to…to…too hot……..much too hot………error……error…Kylie unit Overheating………Warning I’m getting too hot………much too hot…….I’m starting to malfunction…..Only robots malfunction………..Impossible………….I’m not a robot……….I’m Kylie……

FRANK: I knew it would work!………no one believed me that you were a robot………..After your circuits fry, I’ll have all the proof I need.

Kylie: Oh my god, you…you…you. tricked …tricked me. This isn’t an interview, its a trap, You set up all these lights to overheat my processors ……. my processors……

Frank slips behind the frozen fembot. He has come prepared with a box full of disk, and circuit boards along with various tool in anticipation for this very moment. After a bit of tinkering Kylie begins to show signs of life, jerking slightly before becoming self aware.

Kylie: What are you doing? …
FRANK: Just a bit of reprogramming

Find out why I had to reprogram her and of course how it all ends